Shanaynay Is Back!

I am indeed a Shane Dawson fan.  No, I'm not 14.  No, I don't have a vagina.  I just think this guy is funny as hell and I've been watching him for years.

But what hooked me you ask?  It was Shanaynay: a ghetto chick with one too many eyebrows.  Shane has recently kept this gem of a character on the backburner so he could release music videos that seem to model themselves off a Disney Channel version of Adult Swim, but she's back!

Shane released a new series featuring her called Viral Infection.  It's basically a Shanaynay version of Tosh.0 or Willam's Beatdown or Ridiculousness or...you know what, you get the picture.

But here's the latest episode!

Funny as hell!  Did you enjoy it?  Sound off in the comments. 

PS: Shane, keep em coming!

Descendants Looking To Lower The Bar

Disney is busting out a new Disney Channel Original movie in a few days: Disney Descendants.  In this movie, we get a look into the now where the kids of Maleficent, Cruella DeVil, Jafar and The Evil Queen get a chance to join the kingdom again with all the Disney heroes, i.e. Belle, Beast.  (You know, those cats.)

Like most Disney Channel Original movies, this one seems to look to capture the spark and fame that Disney Channel hasn't seen since High School Musical.  In attempts to capture this, Disney as brought in musical numbers, random choreography, and of course, High School Musical director, Kenny Ortega.  (I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for Disney Channel, Kenny Ortega would be homeless.)

But just so you can get a little taste of this...gem...sure, let's sort of go with that...Disney released the first six minutes of the movie on Youtube!  So let's take a gander!

That song was well...rotten to the core.  This movie looks to be just as bad as anyone could predict.  It's basically High School Musical meets Once Upon A Time.  (Shout out to the actress who plays Blue Fairy on OUAT being Belle in this movie.  I did get a pop out of that.)  

I'll try to watch this movie, because I do like the new alternative spin on classic tales that Disney has been churning out lately, but this looks to be the worst of the worst.  At the end of the day, this looks like it might have Disney fans asking to eat a poisoned apple.  

Paw Patrol!

Nick Jr. has another smash hit on its hands and this time, it's called Rescue Pets...I mean Paw Patrol!  So I was having one of those lazy days and I was flipping through the channels on cable and I stumble onto a kid and his six puppies helping people.  Which if I was in trouble and puppies saved me...this might be a great alternative to actual trained human beings, so hey NSA, I know you're reading this, so pass the puppy patrol idea along to whatever contact you may have.

This show is is great for kids and I didn't mind sitting through it like some of the shows I had to watch back when I taught preschool.  Overall I think this is a show with a fun concept and something that parents can enjoy with their little ones!

Also, it's fair to note that this show is apparently wildly successful, I just saw toys from the show listed on Ebay for over $100...those are some expensive plastic puppies!

So enjoy the show everyone!  (At least it's better than Bubble Guppies)