(The guy from Survivor)
Pictured above is Jeff Probst, the guy that hosts Survivor. I know what you're thinking, it's two things:
- Survivor is still a show?
- That guy had a talk show?
The answer to both of these questions is YES!
The great minds at CBS have decided that Jeff Probst is only able to handle one show. Files that I recovered while sneaking around CBS Studios dressed as Kat Dennings.
(Convincing Right? My tits looked awesome.)
The files I obtained explained in details the strain put on Jeff Probst: leaking oil, a malfunctioning left arm, and a several attempts at setting fire to the set of The Big Bang Theory. Until these issues can be addressed officials of CBS are only letting Probst handle his normal Survivor duties: looking off in the corner at all times, speaking in a mundane tone, and putting out torches.
Word is also out that The Ricki Lake Show has also been cancelled due to the crew complaining about the studio frequently smelling of North Pacific Cod.
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