Taylor Swift Hates Daryl Hannah

(Yes, I stole this photo from the person that took it after it was stole from them by E! News)

Today a long standing question finally has an answer and that answer is YES!  Earlier today Daryl Hannah was arrested along with a group of other protesters after they handcuffed themselves to the White House fence to protest some big pipe that's being made to bring Canadian Oil to Texas.

Also arrested was this guy:

(I got this photo from the same post on E! News, did the same person take it?  I don't really care.)

This guy banged Taylor Swift.  They dated, they broke up, she wrote a song.  But Taylor Swift was the one that called the police about these guys hanging on the White House fence like cheap Hallmark Christmas Decorations.  This is proven by Taylor not saying where she was and what she was doing all day today.  To prevent this from being true, Taylor should have sent a tweet every minute today.  But she failed to cover her tracks.

Also found this photo:

(Oh boy, she looks the opposite of happy.)

Taylor has one this battle in the Taylor Vs Daryl saga.

The history of Taylor Swift VS Daryl Hannah is a long one.  We all remember that faithful day back in 1864 where Swift's father was killed by Hannah and her lover William Raskenburg IV.  This incident is fondly remembered as the Drunken Carriage Murder of 1864.  As everyone knows Hannah and Raskenburg left the pub and took reigns of their horse, along the way home Swift's father was trampled.

The following is a photo taken just before the tragic incident.

(The man on the back was known as the Behind You On Your Carriage Killer, luckily this was his last ride.)

This rivalry will not be settled and today's battle is over.  We all however know that Swift and Hannah's war is to the death.

Until the next clash.