The Taco Bell Triple Steak Stack

It's a chicken flat bread sandwich, but filled with steak! (Or whatever it is Taco Bell puts in their food)

This little sandwich packs in a big 690 calories and a scary intake of 1950mg of sodium. But is it delicious? You freaking bet it is!!

Taco Bell is the Dr. Frankenstein of Mexican food but holy crap is it good! This creation is just the flat break filled with "steak" and 3 different cheeses.

I did however try this monster of a sandwich behind a man who ordered 3 of them. I thought it would be fun to see what this man just filled himself with :

2070 calories, 90 grams of fat, 39 grams of saturated fat, 36 grams of sugar, and a insanely scary 5850 grams of sodium. I found a picture of him just a week after this :

But just because you should, go out and try one! They are pretty freaking good, just pretty freaking bad for you.

Link to the official page of the Taco Bell Triple Steak Stack : http://www.tacobell.com/Menuitem/TripleSteakStack

J-Lo False Advertising?

Ok, so everyone who's been around a television has seen J-Lo's new Fiat 500 commercial where she drives it around shadyish neighborhood streets and talks about how this is her inspiration and all that crap...(If you love it so much then why didn't you stay there? Just saying, if you're still Jenny from the Block then...)

But turns out that J-Lo didn't actually go to the streets that she loves so much. E! online reports that body double did the driving and J-Lo just did the driving shots.

Now if you're like me then you're thinking, "A body double for a celebrity endorsing a car that nobody really wants, no way!" (Seriously, who went running out to be a freaking Fiat? Not me.) (Oh, a Fiat 500 Cabrio, excuse me, I forgot to care)

But when E! and others are claiming that J-Lo is committing false advertisement? Really? Did Britney drink a crap ton of Pepsi? Is Little Richard eating Zaxby's chicken by the bucket? The only person I have faith in is Flo The Progressive Girl.

(Buy some car insurance or I'll cut you)

But am I shocked that J-Lo had the body double drive around on the streets? No. Why? Cause she's a rich celebrity and they probably approached her saying, "You don't even have to drive it around...," or something like that. Who knows how much money she took in for it.

For anyone that would like to research this nail biting issue further here's the link to the E! News ariticle : http://www.eonline.com/news/Car_Trouble_Jennifer_Lopez_Fakes_Fiat_Commercial_With_Help_From_Bronx_Body_Double/276684

King of the Hill - I Miss Thee!

I really miss King of the Hill. I know it's in reruns but it's still one of my favorite TV shows. The character work might be some of the best in the history of TV. There's really not been one time that the show has had a character say/do something that's not them.

Plus it really irks me that the reason it was cancelled was to make room for the Cleveland Show which is the most God-Awful show I've ever seen...Well maybe not, I have seen Bob's Burgers and Allen Gregory. Okay, changed my mind, Allen Gregory is the most God-Awful show ever made. I've seriously never wanted to rip out my eyes and tear off my ears at the same time. (Guess there's a first time for everything) (Sorry Jonah Hill, get fat and funny again)

I did see this and it's pretty accurate...

But oh yeah, back to King of the Hill. I will miss the show. It's really good but I don't see it coming back just because I don't see them recasting Brittany Murphy, she was pretty perfect.

(playing sad song for King of the Hill)

Update On My Life

So I'm up late with nothing to do so I figured I'd actually update my blog! Well one of them...I think I have like 3 blogs that I never use. Maybe more, who knows? Well it's officially the day after Easter and I'm just going to go through everything that's been going on in my life for the past couple of weeks.

Well performances of my original play Searching In The Night just ended. The show went amazing! And if any of the cast or crew reads this let me just tell you how awesome I think each and everyone of you did! The show went great with pretty good audiences every night. Each time I saw it I think I took about 3 months off of my life just by worrying what was going to happen. It's scary watching something you wrote get performed and not have a single bit of control as to what goes on. But everyone did amazing and I'm super excited. Next step publication? Maybe?

Well now I'm onto more things theatre. I'm currently in rehearsals for both Crimes of the Heart and Spooky Dog and the Teenage Gang Mysteries. Both plays should be awesome. I'm kind of worried about having to do two shows at once, it's a lot of lines and rehearsals. It's pretty much taking it's toll on me working this much. I mean doing all of these shows and working at a movie theater, I don't have the time for anything. I mean I even had a rehearsal on Easter so I barely had time to say hey to my family before I had to do something. It's beginning to stress me out to the max. I probably should just take a pill and pass out, but for some reason I was born with this 'never say die' attitiude. Curse it.

Well that's about all I have to update everyone on in this blog. I hope everyone who read this liked it and will keep on reading! Later!
-Joe/E

Tartuffe

Not really sure how many people actually see this blog, but I just want to say that I'm going to be in Tartuffe at Limestone College running this weekend! Tickets can be purchased at :

www.showtix4u.com

All you have to do is go to that site and it's pretty much explains itself.

So Much Work

Ok, so I've been working a ton lately and I think I'm reaching that point where I need to do something before I crash. I've been in Tartuffe by Moliere. It's at the end of Feburary and it's just pretty much taken up all my time as of late. I've also been cast in Spooky Dog and the Teenage Gang Mysteries which is an adult parody of Scooby Doo.

But the biggest news for me personally right now is that Limestone is producing one of my plays. It's called Searching In The Night and it's set to run at the end of March.

Well that's all I really have to say right now. Talk to everybody later.

-Joe/E

Bad Day

Okay, so after a bad day it's really easy to just complain and stuff but I'm not that type of person. I really wish I was sometimes. Just somebody that will call you out and punch you in the face but I'm way too mello. (thanks genetics) But I don't really know what to do. I mean I'm in college and I was pretty much drama free in high school. So having to deal with it now is even more stressful.

Well to cut to the chase the things that I'm most upset with are:

1. Someone told one of my good friends that I have a very personal problem with them and have been talking about it behind their backs. I don't really understand why someone would do that. I have a feeling about it but I'm not going to jump to conclusions. I'm just going to do what I normally do. I just drop it and move on, but at the moment I think I'm just going to punch something.

2. Well when you have a group of entertainers you always have the 'diva'. The biggest problem for me is when that diva doesn't deserve to be a diva. I mean isn't being good at what you do a requirement for divas? I mean really. But when you suck at most everything then you don't really get the diva privilage.

3. Don't mess with my friends. End of statement.

Well I really thing that's all I needed to vent about. I don't want to type anymore because I'll start to feel like I'm hiding behind a keyboard and I'm not. If you have a problem with me, tell me face to face.

That's all folks,
Joe/E